Are You Kidding Me?

As you probably know by now, I find many things to be ridiculous. As long as humans roam the earth, there will always be a steady supply of ridiculousness to blog about. Being imperfect souls, we do stupid, sometimes repugnant, often perplexing things that make me scratch my head and saykidding meBILL COSBY

Come on people! If anyone out there still has the slightest doubt he’s a sexual predator disguised in the body of a successful comedian, something is probably seriously wrong with them.

To date, 52 women have accused Cosby of sexual assault. That’s 52! Does the district attorney think all those women conspired to frame the man? If so, the DA obviously doesn’t know women. It’s tough enough to get 12 ladies to show up for Bunco once a month, let alone have 52 conspire to ruin a person’s life. buncoBesides, last month Cosby admitted that he did in fact drug women to have sex with them. Am I mistaken or isn’t that called rape?

So Long, Pervert

So long, pervert

VIAGRA

viagraNow don’t get me wrong; I have nothing against those little blue pills or the men who take them. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, right? No, my beef is with the fact that the medical and pharmaceutical community has totally overlooked women in the sexual dysfunction department.Pink pillGynecologists state that many middle aged women experience their own sexual difficulties. But is anyone listening? Nope. Not until recently, when the first pink Viagra finally went on the market.

So at last count there are 26 drugs for men, not including an additional 15 generic meds. That’s 41 for men, 1 for women. I’m sensing a bit of a discrepancy here, aren’t you?

JARED FOGLE

subwayHis name may not be familiar to you but the commercial probably is. Jared was the spokesman for Subway. Remember him? He lost a ton of weight supposedly by eating nothing but 3 subway sandwiches a day.subwayOnce Jared became relatively well known, he started a nonprofit to help fight childhood obesity. Turns out 60% of the profits lined the pockets of ex-director Russell Taylor, with 26% still unaccounted for.

Taylor's mug shot

Taylor’s mug shot

But here’s the worst part…Jared recently pleaded guilty to child porn charges. And turns out Taylor is currently in jail for the same. Yes, people often have secrets. Subway learned that the hard way.

Guess Jared’s destined to get fat again. I doubt they serve Subway in prison.

ASHLEY MADISONAshley MadisonI didn’t know a website like this even existed, did you? Don’t answer that. It was rhetorical. Besides, you might incriminate yourself if you’re one of the nearly 37 million married clients whose name was recently hacked from the website.uh ohAshley Madison, for those who’ve missed the news of late, is a website dedicated to married people seeking affairs. And low and behold, what a booming business it is; 31 million men and 5.5 million women are registered there. wowBut here’s the thing; could that many married men and women be so sexually bored with their partners that they seek out strangers online? I don’t know why I just asked that. Those numbers give me my answer. Sorta makes one lose faith in monogamy, doesn’t it?

Well then folks, there you have it. You may have noticed a central theme here about men and sex. Totally unintentional. Next time women will be front and center when I blog about what makes me scratch my head and ask, Are you kidding me?

Believe me, my list of material concerning how ridiculous we females can be is, sadly, just about endless.

Stay tuned...

Stay tuned…

3 thoughts on “Are You Kidding Me?

  1. If you are old enough to remember, when Bill Cosby first came out he was a comedian whose comedy was rather filthy. Nothing against filth. So when The Cosby show came out I knew he was no Mary Poppins and certainly not “America’s dad”.

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